lol weekends

Funny story from the weekend

So the other night me and my roommate had a bunch of people over at our apartment to drink and hang out. One of our friends got mega hammered and passed out on our couch. Since he passed out with his shoes on he was fair game so we wrote all over him with sharpie and all that good stuff.

Then after awhile I go to sleep and then am awoken by lots of noise coming from my living room. I hear our friend say "WTF" then scramble around loudly for a bit then leave the apartment. I figured he just saw all the [censored] we drew on him with the sharpies and left to clean it off.

Then I go into the living room and go to sit on the couch to watch TV. There was a blanket sitting there so I figure it was just the one he used to sleep with so I picked up and moved it. Then I sat down and immediately my ass gets SOAKED. I look and there is a huge wet spot in the middle of our couch (we just bought it like 3 weeks ago too). I smell it and of course it smells like [censored] piss mixed with water. Stupid [censored] pisses on our couch then trys to put some water on it then cover it with a blanket hoping we wont see it.

Cliff notes: guy comes over and drinks at our place, gets really drunks and passes out on our couch. then he pisses himself and soils our couch and trys to hide his mess like a [censored] dog.

We get the last laugh though. We took the cushion out to our balcony to dry after we cleaned it and we taped a sign over it saying "XXXX WTF DUDE? sincerly xxxx and xxxx" so everyone could see. He lives 2 floors right below us so hes definitely gonna see it as well. Also my roommate took pics of him passed out and put them in an album on facebook. Then the last pic was a pic of our couch with a urinal photoshopped over it LOL. Poor dude is gonna be mega embarrassed but o well thats what he gets for pissin on our couch and leaving it there hoping we dont notice


Poker's still going well, played a little yesterday and had to play a mix of 2/4, 3/6 and 5/10. Ive found I dont like mixing levels very much cause I feel like I lose focus and get confused. O well if I wanna keep playing FR Im gonna have to get used to get cause sometimes there arent 12 2/4 games going. First session only lasted an hour cause I felt like I wasnt playing well and nothing was going right. Lost a little at 5/10, won like 300 at 3/6, and dropped like 700 at 2/4 to end up down like 500. Then I had a little free time after my class so I put in an hour and a half 12 tabling 2/4. Games were pretty good and there were like no regs except for Kelistaan who for some reason was playing 2/4. He donated me like 1k and I was able to win like 5 buyins for the session.

Some fun hands


First hand vs Kelistaan, havent really ever gone for a river c/r in a 3 bet pot but I figured his most likely holding was Kx and he would probably go for a value bet on river.


Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 9 Players - (http://www.legopoker.com http://www.legopoker.com/hh)

SB: $406.90
Hero (BB): $494.50
UTG: $388.00
UTG+1: $736.35
MP1: $74.05
MP2: $676.35
MP3: $1,096.85
CO: $97.05
BTN: $406.65

Preflop: Hero is dealt As Ac (9 Players)
3 folds, MP2 raises to $8.00, 4 folds, Hero raises to $40.00, MP2 calls $32.00

Flop: ($82) Kd 4s 7c (2 Players)
Hero bets $68.00, MP2 calls $68.00

Turn: ($218) Th (2 Players)
Hero checks, MP2 checks

River: ($218) 8d (2 Players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $110.00, Hero raises all-in to $386.50, MP2 calls $276.50

Pot Size: $991.00 ($3 Rake)

MP2 had Kh Qd and LOST (-$494.50)
Hero had As Ac (a pair of Aces) and WON (+$493.50)



Another hand vs Kelistaan, he took a bunch of small pots off me but thats ok Ill win the big ones


Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 9 Players - (http://www.legopoker.com http://www.legopoker.com/hh)

SB: $99.05
BB: $423.35
UTG: $404.90
Hero (UTG+1): $911.95
MP1: $378.00
MP2: $736.35
MP3: $143.10
CO: $399.60
BTN: $1,090.85

Preflop: Hero is dealt Qs Ah (9 Players)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $16.00, 3 folds, CO calls $16.00, 3 folds

Flop: ($38) 8h Ts Jc (2 Players)
Hero bets $24.00, CO calls $24.00

Turn: ($86) Ks (2 Players)
Hero bets $68.00, CO calls $68.00

River: ($222) 3h (2 Players)
Hero bets $156.00, CO raises all-in to $291.60, Hero calls $135.60

Pot Size: $805.20 ($3 Rake)

CO had Jh Kh (two pair, Kings and Jacks) and LOST (-$399.60)
Hero had Qs Ah (a straight, Ten to Ace) and WON (+$402.60)



I dunno wtf was going on in this hand


Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 9 Players - (http://www.legopoker.com http://www.legopoker.com/hh)

SB: $76.00
BB: $330.80
UTG: $333.40
UTG+1: $415.50
MP1: $396.00
MP2: $927.95
Hero (MP3): $441.50
CO: $406.15
BTN: $467.10

Preflop: Hero is dealt Ks Kd (9 Players)
UTG raises to $14.00, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls $14.00, MP2 folds, Hero raises to $56.00, 2 folds, SB raises all-in to $76.00, BB folds, UTG calls $62.00, MP1 calls $62.00, Hero calls $20.00

Flop: ($308) 5c 8s 2c (4 Players - 1 All-In)
UTG bets $160.00, MP1 folds, Hero raises to $320.00, UTG calls all-in for $97.40
Uncalled bet of $62.60 returned to Hero

Turn: ($822.80) Ad (3 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($822.80) 4h (3 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $822.80 ($3 Rake)

SB had Qh Qd and LOST (-$76.00)
UTG had 9c 9d (a pair of Nines) and LOST (-$333.40)
Hero had Ks Kd (a pair of Kings) and WON (+$486.40)



This hand made me lol, guy was a huge donk so I decided to give him a taste of his own medicine


Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 9 Players - (http://www.legopoker.com http://www.legopoker.com/hh)

SB: $451.00
BB: $293.00
Hero (UTG): $361.00
UTG+1: $411.95
MP1: $336.00
MP2: $384.00
MP3: $960.15
CO: $404.00
BTN: $430.90

Preflop: Hero is dealt 9h 9c (9 Players)
Hero raises to $16.00, UTG+1 folds, MP1 raises to $36.00, 6 folds, Hero calls $20.00

Flop: ($78) 6d 9s 5h (2 Players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets $60.00, Hero raises to $120.00, MP1 calls $60.00

Turn: ($318) Js (2 Players)
Hero bets $52.00, MP1 raises all-in to $180.00, Hero calls $128.00

River: ($678) 8s (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $678.00 ($3 Rake)

MP1 had Ad As and LOST (-$336.00)
Hero had 9h 9c (three of a kind, Nines) and WON (+$339.00)